Okay, not literary but I was in the mood for some humor today so here's some quotes from the comedian Steven Wright:
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.
I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes."
Thank you for visiting my author page!
Here you will find information about everything I have in publication and what I'm working on now. My genres include Young Adult Paranormal Fiction, Adult Paranormal Fiction and Romance.
Because I can't resist, I will also try to frequently blog a favorite quote from one of the many, many books I've read. Some days they'll be funny, others, hopefully, thought provoking.
Below are links to the first chapters of each of my books in publication.