"I want to tell you that I saved the day. That with my amazing organizational skills and human empathy, I swept in and fixed everything, amazingly managed to turn Darla from a spoiled, evil bitch into a humble, loving woman who finally understood the value of her love for Jay and that her sexual exploits were simply a cry for love and attention from the one man she feared losing (Jay). I would like to say that with an eloquent speech on love from me even Nick realized his mistake and forgave me, then spontaneously asked me to marry him, right there, right then, and suddenly a single wedding became a double, and the four of us jetted off to fabulous tropical honeymoons and experienced a bliss that would last the rest of our lives.
None of that happened. But then, you knew that already, I'm sure."
~ Cara Lockwood, I Do (But I Don't)
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